Since the first day I met my wife I have alway thought she was attractive but lately I have been finding her to be "scary-fucking-hot". I mean this in the highest/most positive way possible. It could be the porn size tits or that fact that during last 5 plus months the only thing that I've noticed that have changed are her increased breast size and her pot belly. Every thing else seems to be keeping it's original form. But while making myself a snack the other day my wife calmly announces that she might have a hemorroid.
her: I have hemorroid
me: oh
her: I think I have a hemorroid
me: oh.... (long pause) do you or don't you have one?
her: Don't know...never had one before.
me: What does it look like?
her: Not sure...I haven't looked...but I think I have a hemorroid.
me: oh
Honestly, I don't exactly know what a hemorroid is even though I'm nearly 40 years old. Is it hemorroid or hemorroids? I don't even know if it can be used in singular or plural form. I had to look up the correct spelling for this post that you are currently reading with great zest and interest. I've never researched it besides it's spelling nor have been in a conversation where hemorroid(s) was even a minor topic. All I know is that it sounds like something I should stay away from and it resides some where near the bottom. Even my mighty curiosity keeps me from exploring the deeper/darker crevases and cavities of my wife's bod.
I guess the next time I see my wife naked I should focus on those bodacious set of tah-tahs of hers which will keep reminding me just how "scary-fucking-hot" she is.
Happy 2nd Anniversary Babe!
