Dear Husband,

Pack your shit and move your office out of the large guest room and into one of the smaller ones. There is a new sheriff in town and he requires a lot of space for all of his toxic toys from China. One of the smaller guest rooms can accommodate your graveyard of coffee cups, bud light bottles and monitors from 1987. No wonder your eyes hurt. Are you writing your web code in Visual Basic whilst you listen to your Depeche Mode tapes?

Here is a photo of your new digs. To enhance the experience, I took the photo with a camera from the same era. Don't be afraid of the peacock wallpaper, or the gold damask drapes. Embrace the 70's. Think of it this way, in the new disco office, your 1987 monitors will look cutting edge.

Love, Wife & unborn child seeking shelter