My wife almost became that headline last night. I understand she might be uncomfortable during her pregnancy but why not show a bit of compassion for the other person with whom she shares her bed - that would be me in this case.
Even though I don't condone such behavior it pretty simple to understand why the leading cause of death among pregnant women is homicide. It's not because we are trying to hide some mysterious affair and/or wanting out of a perfectly good marriage, it's from your constant tossing and turning in the night, in a perfectly comfortable bed, without much consideration to the body next you.
So I would like to write a letter to my wife because she can't seem to understand my glares and snarls in the night after she rudely awakes me.
Dear wife,
Please just close your eyes and drift away like I do. It's that easy. But if for some reason you awake in the night there is no need to create a ripple effect in my direction during your repositioning period. We only have a bit over a month to go before the baby drops so let's just enjoy the quiet before the storm.
Sincerely,
XOXOX
The other warm body in the bed
PS: Try using your whisper voice as well at 3 in the morning and not your day time voice.
A note to all of you who think I'm a jerk. PISS OFF! I'm tired and cranky!
