I saw my doctor a couple days ago for my 34 week appt. He told me that the baby is "locked and loaded", head down in my pelvis. All good news. What he failed to tell me is that the little sucker would be pinching my hoo-hoo every time I take a step. Ouch. This is a royal pain in the pelvis. I am left wondering, if the baby's head is lodged in my pelvis, will my bone structure keep his head from growing much more between now and delivery? I ask more out of concern for me, as my hubby and I both have unusually large craniums. If my pelvis can keep the size of his head in check, then I'll gladly put up with the pinching while I waddle around over the next four weeks.

 I'm also wondering, do babies who hang out in the pelvis for longer periods of time come out with coneheads? Maybe I should pack a couple ConeHead costumes in my hospital bag for our first family photo. Halloween is just around the corner!