I am working on three hours of sleep today. All this tossing and turning at night with the big pregnant belly is exhausting. I pack myself like a Jimmy Dean sausage with pillows to support my baby mamma bod but still can only get through one REM cycle (i.e. 40 mins) before I am wide awake, ready to flip to the other side or get out of bed altogether and clean out the fridge.

If one more person tells me this sleep deprivation is "training" for getting up with the baby at night, as I punch them in the face I will tell them that my left hook is training me for the Olympics. I don't need training to be grouchy, I was born this way.

Three more weeks until the young Prince is due to arrive. I will be packing my hospital bag today, any suggestions of what I should bring with me?